Jerry is my favorite guy. Sorry, Rubbish. I don't get to see Jerry very often because he works at the Queens Zoo in Flushing Meadow. Officially, he works the information booth, but he doesn't really know much in the way of Zoo-facts or directions to the snack bar or anything like that. They hired Jerry because he looks good. And he should. Ever since we met back in '03, Jerry's always gotten his hair did at this Japanese Hair Salon on Madison Avenue. He's always trying to make an appointment for me to go, but I'm like, "Chill Jerry, I don't have 200 dollars to waste on a razor-cut and blow-dry every week." Some Llamas are just slaves to fashion. That muzzle/harness he's wearing is made by Tom Ford. Let's not even talk about his shoes. When I do get to hang out with Jerry we usually go see a foreign film up at Lincoln Center then eat Chinese over at Shun Lee. Jerry's partial to the Moo Goo Gai Pan, but I'm a Peking Duck man. Jerry used to share with me but since his gig at the Zoo, he won't even have a nibble seeing as his booth is right next tot he duck pond. "They'd smell it on my breath," he says longingly. |
I'm more fond of that Dim-Sum cart they push through the restaurant
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