CHALK: Ice Cream Sandwich Made Of Chalk

Listen To Eery Dream by Roger Roger.

 

If You Don't Think by Tammi Montgomery

The next THREE songs are for Pecos because he was listening to old soul when he went in on my go-kart.  Apparently, his son, Louis, wasn't having it.

Before she became Tammy Terell

Je Sais Qu'un Jour by Les Surfs

Let Me In by The Sensations

Unknown Jam

I just found this old mixtape by my ex-buddy Simon.  It was wedged in a crevice of my filing cabinet for probably 14 years, not allowing the drawer to close properly.  My origami envelope fell into the nether regions, and this (and only this) made me finally investigate.  Now, after many moons, the drawer is fixed.

And I have this mixtape which has this bass jam on it that I always liked.  Thanks, Simon.  Still, I have no idea who did the song.  Soundhound couldn't tell me and it slipped by the Soundcloud police.  Holler at me if you know it.



For you 3-8 fans of the Shlog, you might be interested to learn that Latman considers the nether regions of the filing cabinet his Latcave.  Now that I've taken the cassette away, he doesn't have anything that he can pretend is his super computer.

And Now For Your Listening Pleasure...

I Love You, I Love You

Bootleg He-Man Theme

For those that don't know or remember, the He-Man franchise was called MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE. Here's a theme that the Kid Stuff Repertory did to sell some records without paying Filmation to use the music from the cartoon.  Not that they should have.
 

Nicky Isen Sings "If It Were Up To Me" at Camp Geneva in 1968

Creampuffs

Ella Jenkins: Good Day Everybody

The Fly Shit

Dedicated to my landlord Mr. Parfenix.  Because I care about you, my brother...

Grab this if you can find it.

Bots Master RAP Intro

Pecos, our #1 favorite and ONLY commenter, mentioned the Bots Master Cartoon from the 90s in a comment the other day.  Props to Pecos.

I wasn't as familiar with it as I should have been.  The intro is a bad (I still like it) white guy style rap theme that resembles, to some extent, the same hip-hop fusion that The Leaders of the New School brought to the two albums they produced in the early 90s.  L.O.N.S. were part of the Native Tongues, their first album was produced by the Bomb Squad of Public Enemy fame, and Busta Rhymes was in the group.

So I was able to get the mp3 of the Bots Master Theme but I had to turn to "The World's Greatest Bots Master Page" on the internet to get the LYRICS to the song, which are impossible to understand.

Looking at the style of the old web page it warmed my heart to think that other splinters of the Sixth Borough can still turn up, simply on the World Wide Web.  Looking at "The World's Greatest Bots Master Page" made me think that back in the day, before the Sixth Borough broke apart, this very page could very well have been a part of Salamander Street, the place that used to have Bartunik's Arcade in the alley, where they sold peanut butter sandwiches and Lime Rickey's at the snack bar.  I can't PROVE that the "The World's Greatest Bots Master Page" is legitimately a transformed piece of the 6th, but I'm pretty sure.  Do you feel me?

Bubble Camera Infogerfal

Tap the GIF to start again and for BIG SCREEN enjoyment.

Shapes GIF + Bila by the Versatones

Kangaroo Jazz

Some hot Kangaroo Jazz that Mr. Parfenix hepped me to.  Yo Mr. P: what's your secret?  Where do you find the jazz?

Sob Story (A Capella) by The Smell

I finally scored Mr. Parfenix's New Wave Record when he was with his band The Smell in the 80's.
As far as I can tell there was no one else in the group but him and no instruments.
Just a dashing young Mr. P doing spooky voice with some effect pedals.
It's great!
All the songs are under 30 seconds and most of them are super repetitive.
I wouldn't exactly call it genius, but I will say, "It's Cheap As Hell" -- just the way I like it.

Bagel Club

Bagel Club is a Secret Society.
Not mention being a bunch of over-the-hill New Wave guys.
You never think about Bagels as being new wave do you?
Well, maybe you should think again.

Z-CAT Station ID: FELT - CHOOSE YOUR THEME

Click me to watch me BIG.

The Lozenge of Crime

He's gone by many names, this valued Leader of the Life-Isn't-Fair Posse.

The Lozenge of Crime.
Larry-Boy.
The Lavender Lookout.
Latman.
Loser.
Listen to his theme song and click these gifs to watch them big!