Wednesday, June 5, 2013

SEARCH FOR THE SIXTH: Impossible To Judge

We collect the junk that's gonna "BRING US BACK" to the Sixth Borough.
Or, to "Bring the Sixth Borough Back".  Whichever.
I don't know about this skateboard I found in my grandmother's attic.
My grandmother can be a really crazy bitch.  She has price-tags on all the stuff up there.  In her
closet too.  She even has a price tag on my old bicycle in the basement.  Hey, it might be a
Redline, but 700 dollars?  I asked her what my cut would be if she ever found a maniac
dumb enough to buy it and she just shoved a Stella D'oro in my mouth.
Anyway, at 45 dollars, this ugly-ass no-name brand dragon-board is definitely NOT Sixth Borough.
I only bought it because it might be.  And it is kinda fly, though.