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| We collect the junk that's gonna "BRING US BACK" to the Sixth Borough. Or, to "Bring the Sixth Borough Back". Whichever. I don't know about this skateboard I found in my grandmother's attic. |
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| My grandmother can be a really crazy bitch. She has price-tags on all the stuff up there. In her closet too. She even has a price tag on my old bicycle in the basement. Hey, it might be a Redline, but 700 dollars? I asked her what my cut would be if she ever found a maniac dumb enough to buy it and she just shoved a Stella D'oro in my mouth. |
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| Anyway, at 45 dollars, this ugly-ass no-name brand dragon-board is definitely NOT Sixth Borough. I only bought it because it might be. And it is kinda fly, though. |
