Monday, June 10, 2013

Roderick of Zaghaven

That's my boy Roderick right there -- the two-toner in the driveway.  What up Roderick?
"Yo," says Rod.
It looks like Roderick got a flat.  Poor Roderick.
"You poor," says Roderick.  "Don't call me poor.  I like having a flat tire.  That's my style."

"I feel you," I said.  "It's like having a gangster limp." 


  1. Flat tire's like when those tough Brooklyn kids roll up one pant leg and when those hipster chicks roll up their t-shirt sleeve.

  2. 6th boro steez. Two tone, stainless trim, chrome accent, rust-steelies, and flat rubbers. What-you-know-about-that?

    "You know we ride this muh-fugga till them wheels fall off"