Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Mario's In The Backseat With the Paper Towels


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  1. Look at the shame in his eyes.

    It wasnt cool when Paul Reubens got caught, Its not cool when Mario the plumber is playing the pipe.

    -Childhood heroes ruined

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    1. I suppose Mario is as good a childhood hero as any. The kid down the block from me always said that Orko, the floating wizard sprite from He-Man was his hero. I tried to explain that he should pick someone more in the real world to be his hero -- someone like the guy who makes the sounds on Police Academy (M. Winslow) or Gilligan from the Island of the same name.

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    2. How about Carl Winslow from Family Matters?
      He was a good dad, and a cop, and fat!

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    3. Carl Winslow got his start in Die Hard. Some studio exec said, we should do something with that nice cop character. Give him a family, see what he's all about. If it wasn't for Urkel, though...

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    4. Urkel and Orko are kinda the same, no? I hope I'm not viewed in the same vein as those knuckleturds.

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    5. Oh no. It's happening again. Back in 2001, every conversation I ever had either led back to Urkel or Orko. Then, I started to try and swap one out for the other. All I wanted was to prove that under the Orko get-up, was Urkel. It was around this time I met my wife and charmed her into a first date.

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    6. Never knew the ole ORKO-URKEL theory had such charm.

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