This is Mr. Parfenix's blimp, which he calls Blimpie, which makes him laugh every time. Mr. P's blimp used to be my blimp -- a little pin that he stole out of my sock drawer one afternoon while I was out galavanting, looking for treasure. In order to take a ride in Blimpie, Mr. P has has to drink 3 times as much shrink drink as he normally does. So not only is he very very small when he drives Blimpie, he's also very very drunk. Once he got pulled over by a couple of Lightning Bugs (didn't you know they were the insect police?) but he quickly grew to his full size and captured the bugs in his fat fists. He immediately threw them on the ground and smeared them with his foot -- which leaves a glowing streak on the pavement for about ten seconds. This is true, but please don't try it. We used to do it as kids all the time until one of the old Greek grandmothers accused us of having black hearts. |
With the Drop Shadow though!!!!
ReplyDeleteI guess Drop Shadow is to Photoshop what Echo is to Pro-Tools.
DeleteBlack hearts indeed. It starts with bugs, then small birds or rodents. Soon enough the neighborhood cats are missing and the squirrels know not to come around the way anymore, no matter how much food you place out for them. If the urges continue you will soon graduate to bigger mammals and if not checked you will end up a terrible, guilty mess.
ReplyDelete#StreaksOnThePavement
#AlwaysFlushTwice
#NoOnesTheWiser
-Also good looks to Sudsy for showing me how to clean stubborn stains from almost any surface.
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