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| The "Super Cop" Combat Set is finally available! (beware of it's Choking Hazard status) |
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| It's got it all... Chinese Gun & ammo, Handcuffs with TWO keys, Night Stick, Walkie Talkie (also doubles as a canteen) and the coolest pair of Shades around. Though the plastic smells toxic and might burst into flames if exposed to small amounts of sunlight, I found the Handcuffs unusually strong and the nightstick perfect for muddling Mojitos. The Gun doesn't work, but it'll do the trick for what I need it for. The suction cups need glue in order to stick to a forehead, which Frankie can confirm. The Sunglasses caused a Stage-2 Migraine... which isn't so bad. Overall I give Combat Set a solid 10 (out of 1,000). |
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| Chuppa Products suggests to display Combat Set in the Snacks/Chips Department. I didn't realize that 99¢ Shops had Departments, but I'd definitely expect to find weapons, ammunition and communication devices there. Only $3.99... which is appropriate considering target stores advertise 99¢ in their names and signage. |
