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From the 90's?

ThermoNuclear Pencil Case

I just got this Pink Neon colored Pencil Case/ ThermoNuclear Containment Pouch.
My theory is that during the early 90's, after the Cold War ended,
the "Powers That Be" had all this nuclear waste to dispose of on the quick-fast.
So they started crafting Neon Colored everything out of the stuff
and sold it to all the Guidos, Skaters and Nerds of the world as "Cool Surfer Junk".
It's pretty useless as a pencil case because the lead turns to liquid
if a pencil is kept in there for more than 10 minutes.
But, I do kinda like how it gives you a splitting headache if you touch it.

Weight Loss Candy & Chewing Gum

This is definitely the Diet for us!
I noticed some extra neck chubbiness on Mr. Parfenix,
so I asked him if he wanted to join me & Frankie on our bubble-gum & gummy worm diets.
He screamed at me, "I don't chew gum... and I'm not fat!".
Ok, have it your way Pigeon Man.
To quote Mr. P himself, "Denial is a river in Egypt".

Turkey in Outer Space

This painting is a depiction of that forgotten Z-CAT serial:
TURKEYNAUT OF THE OUTER GALAXY
The hero was a Turkey who battled his enemy, the evil Alien Space Frog.

But mostly they would hang out and chat about their mundane lives.
Kinda like when Itchy & Scratchy sat in rocking chairs on a porch drinking lemonade
as friends that one time.

Oldenburg Stuff at the Modern in New York Starting TODAY

The stuff in this video and the Mouse Museum, which I liked very much when I saw it 15 years ago.

I Am Quite the Ladies Man. My secret? Thoughtful Gifts. By Sudsy

For that special someone. The Ajax is enough for some, but I go the extra mile with these
state-of-the-art gloves. Nothing says I don't mind you being around more.

Going out this friday. Think spring cleaning. Think rubber gloves. Think yellow and white. 

Breaking News Flash: Key Chains Sale!!!

BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE!!!
Key Chains are on sale for just $1.00
Get em' while still you can!
I'm gonna dip into Mr. Parfenix's "Whiskey Fund" cigar box and get whatever's available.

I have been using google. To your advantage

I have recently discovered google. I find I can be very useful to google and google users. I know a lot
about a lot of things especially cleaning. I am able to give advice to a lot of people on yahoo answers especially. I like to encourage people considering suicide to just go for it. Yahoo answers has them all.
I also like to google myself to find the best answers I gave. Sometimes I find images I approve of that 
are related to my name. In fact I have such a presence in the world (and of course the show) that 
there are of course a lot of images of me. The person who took this picture needs to actually learn 
how to clean, but I like the fact that the word housekeeping is in there. I would also like to say 
I hate Bill. 

Jonah Torreano

Kid From middle school that wore a lot of OP/Ocean Pacific clothes.

Television shows I watch alone. By Sudsy

Why is Pat a happy man? A really happy man? What does that even mean??

Films I detest. By Sludsy.

My American fiend Barnabus, he's a young snootrag whose been in lumbo only a few yearz ()((therefore is an idiot idiot idot idiot just tell him he's an idot idiot) told me about this film"" Finalestircalortly or somethign like that.....as I had worn out my "Ice Skating: The Female Gr8s!" VHS tape, thanks to TV Heeed's inability to clean his tape heads the scumy scumy scum bag, I decided to give it a shwhirl. Well, its a load of crap. crappidy crap crap crap. Little did I know that Turdibus was a foreign moviebuff. What an IDIOTT.  Reasons I hate this film: UNO. The movie is set in Russia. DEUX. It is in Russian. THREEO. The characters want to be human again Who cares!? AND FINALLLLY! What diZgussing horrible pigsz. NO ghost should EVER allow their sphectral garments to be souled like the underbellies of a sqaealing pig. It pains me to post to this image but as the most important voice on this blogged, and what with the irrelevunt toilet Frinkie and Rabbish post I felt I should put something tropical up. I have not been drinking since last nigh

Ghosts and Ghouls I Hate. By Sudsy

I have a real problem with this guttersnipe (he lives in the sewers beneath a theatre, therefore, no description was ever more accurate, no sir). As Frankie might say. What a greaseball! What a Ham!  But I say: how dare he! He gives underworlders a bad name. He's got no gumption. He makes a chandelier fall and suddenly he's such a horror. Well let me tel you Mr. Lloyd Webber. The moonlit warblings of "Think of Me" might tug at my heart strings like freshly polished taps but I will not have it. NO. Murder. THIS production needs some good honest MURDER.  Whilst I am on the subject, when are you going to make a  public apology for Les Miserables? I would except Hathaway having an accident. 

Transients

Sob Story (A Capella) by The Smell

I finally scored Mr. Parfenix's New Wave Record when he was with his band The Smell in the 80's.
As far as I can tell there was no one else in the group but him and no instruments.
Just a dashing young Mr. P doing spooky voice with some effect pedals.
It's great!
All the songs are under 30 seconds and most of them are super repetitive.
I wouldn't exactly call it genius, but I will say, "It's Cheap As Hell" -- just the way I like it.

Solar X 5-Dollar Specials

For seeing bigger.

Slarris The Sludgy Jiggler

I found Slarris as I was coming up the sewer pipe to our building.
He asked me if he could get into Frankie's Jiggler Family post from a few days ago.
"I'm sorta like a Jiggler -burp!-".
Admiring his manors, I snapped a photo of him and featured him in his very own post.
Which made the poor bastard very happy... Wait til' he finds out how many people read this blog!

Actors and Ice Skators I like. By Sudsy

It appears she is willing to watch and/or supervise torture.

SIXTH BOROUGH

Suds Loves A Drink... xx

Degeashed the shxt out of mees. LuV Suds xxxx