ThermoNuclear Pencil Case

I just got this Pink Neon colored Pencil Case/ ThermoNuclear Containment Pouch.
My theory is that during the early 90's, after the Cold War ended,
the "Powers That Be" had all this nuclear waste to dispose of on the quick-fast.
So they started crafting Neon Colored everything out of the stuff
and sold it to all the Guidos, Skaters and Nerds of the world as "Cool Surfer Junk".
It's pretty useless as a pencil case because the lead turns to liquid
if a pencil is kept in there for more than 10 minutes.
But, I do kinda like how it gives you a splitting headache if you touch it.