Linda, the Transgender Phonebooth

If a building is sentient (and most of them are), sometimes it comes to pass that it feels deep within its structures that it's not the kind of building that it looks like.  This is sort of like when a human is transgender.
And that's what's up with my favorite phonebooth in all of Zaghaven.
I'm sorry, my favorite CASTLE in all of Zaghaven.  I have to say, whenever I make a call on the
royal telephone, I feel just like the Queen of England.  If you make a call inside Linda, please
remember to close her drawbridge.  You wouldn't want anyone to overhear the name of the horse on
which you are betting.