Sunday, May 5, 2013

Frank's Pizza Mystery

I was up late one night (Rat's do that ya' know) finishing up a tub of Breyer's Rocky Road,
when I suddenly got hungry with a craving for some Pizza.
I called up Frank's because I like the way the Chef wears his scarf,
in hopes that I could finally find a joint that delivers in the middle of the night.
The strange thing was that it went straight to a voice message that sounded a lot like Frankie.
OUR FRANKIE!!!
Has he been secretly running a Pizzeria this whole time and not telling me?
Is this the answer to my dreams of Free Pizza For Life?
The Plot in Frankie's Apartment thickens.
Tune in next year to see what happens!