Thursday, May 2, 2013

Montez, The "Empdas" Mascot

Montez is a straight-up slammingly good person.  He might be one of the few Empanadas made out
of florescent yellow OAKTAG, but that didn't stop Mr. Parfenix from eating his arms off one afternoon.
Is Montez bitter?  Hell no!  He just keeps at his gig, steady rockin' "Empdas" advertisement to the
good people of the Sixth Borough.  Chees flavor is good, Beer Empdas are even better, but the
Chic Empdas are the best - they come dressed in Prada heels and designer jeans, but like, wearing some cool
vintage shirt that they just threw on out of their boyfriend's hamper.