Tuesday, May 21, 2013


The Castle Restaurant in Spencer, MA.  They have a drawbridge style entrance.

The Camelot Room offers a fancy dining experience.

The even have a moat to keep away the guests!

Sudsy swears by the place, but there wasn’t anybody there when I went.

I guess they thought I was a lady, because I got one of those old school menus where they don’t trouble the women with the pesky prices of things.  I got the Chateaubriand for two, even though I was all alone.  I’m not saying it was bad, because I ate both portions and two baked potatoes.  But my stomach has filed for divorce papers.  I’m not worried though, she’s done that before, like that time when I ate 32 White Castles in the back of a limousine.  One of the fanciest things I ever done.  My stomach, Gertie, came crawling back after about a week, and she used the divorce papers as tissues to wipe up her crocodile tears.  She wanted me back (because I had a bag of Doritos!)

Nicest touch: The gargoyles wish you a fond farewell in a prerecorded Kermit-the-frog voice.