Sudsy the Ghost (aka Specter Spit-Shine), just had this bowling-ball washer delivered to the Apartment. He claims it'll get out those deep grime stains out of our coffee mugs. I asked him, "Why not just get that busted dishwasher fixed instead?". Sudsy replied, "What do you mean!?!? I've been sleeping in that dishwasher for the past 6 months. Besides, the Lustre King works wonders on rodents. Catch my drift, Rat?". Say no more... Long live the King!
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