Brunswick 2000

Sudsy the Ghost (aka Specter Spit-Shine), just had this bowling-ball washer delivered to the Apartment.
He claims it'll get out those deep grime stains out of our coffee mugs.
I asked him, "Why not just get that busted dishwasher fixed instead?".
Sudsy replied, "What do you mean!?!?  I've been sleeping in that dishwasher for the past 6 months.
Besides, the Lustre King works wonders on rodents. Catch my drift, Rat?".
Say no more... Long live the King!