Showing posts with label STUFF I COLLECT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label STUFF I COLLECT. Show all posts
Monday, June 10, 2013
Saturday, June 8, 2013
Blimp Pinback
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| This is Mr. Parfenix's blimp, which he calls Blimpie, which makes him laugh every time. Mr. P's blimp used to be my blimp -- a little pin that he stole out of my sock drawer one afternoon while I was out galavanting, looking for treasure. In order to take a ride in Blimpie, Mr. P has has to drink 3 times as much shrink drink as he normally does. So not only is he very very small when he drives Blimpie, he's also very very drunk. Once he got pulled over by a couple of Lightning Bugs (didn't you know they were the insect police?) but he quickly grew to his full size and captured the bugs in his fat fists. He immediately threw them on the ground and smeared them with his foot -- which leaves a glowing streak on the pavement for about ten seconds. This is true, but please don't try it. We used to do it as kids all the time until one of the old Greek grandmothers accused us of having black hearts. |
Friday, June 7, 2013
Sylvie and Pup
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| 50's Kid Show out of San Jose aired Monday to Friday at 4PM. All I'm saying is check out that guy in the middle. |
Race for Pinks
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| In Zaghaven, "Racing For Pinks" is when all the parents gather at Blue Kills Pool with their young children. The Children ride the Flamingos in a vicious race. Who-ever wins gets to keep their choice of the losers' kids if it's preferable to their own brat. The Flamingos are completely independent contractors in this business. "I do it for the exercise," said Nelly, the Flamingo to the far right. |
Thursday, June 6, 2013
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
SEARCH FOR THE SIXTH: Impossible To Judge
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| We collect the junk that's gonna "BRING US BACK" to the Sixth Borough. Or, to "Bring the Sixth Borough Back". Whichever. I don't know about this skateboard I found in my grandmother's attic. |
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| My grandmother can be a really crazy bitch. She has price-tags on all the stuff up there. In her closet too. She even has a price tag on my old bicycle in the basement. Hey, it might be a Redline, but 700 dollars? I asked her what my cut would be if she ever found a maniac dumb enough to buy it and she just shoved a Stella D'oro in my mouth. |
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| Anyway, at 45 dollars, this ugly-ass no-name brand dragon-board is definitely NOT Sixth Borough. I only bought it because it might be. And it is kinda fly, though. |
PINBACK: Pre-Watchmen Smiley-Face
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| I used to think these were corny, then I didn't, then I did again. Suffice it to say, it's probably the #1 most iconic Pinback. The Pinback with the most ICON status. |
Friday, May 31, 2013
Paper Cut-Out Robot Head
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| I have no clue on how to fold this thing together, but I do know that his eyes are the bomb! |
Pinback: OFFICIAL Street Pretzel Enjoyment League Badge
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| This is the badge for the ordinary member. You should see the Lieutenant Badge and the Captain Badge and the illest badge of them all - The Empress Badge. |
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