tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-92011423096342524732024-03-14T15:35:33.413-04:00Frankie's ApartmentCable Access TV from the Sixth Borough of New York City.Rubbish Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13180165649721772971noreply@blogger.comBlogger1964125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-16719543440455037512013-06-20T13:16:00.002-04:002013-06-20T13:19:43.592-04:00THE SHLOG HAS MOVED<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">We'll be broadcasting from:</span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Not to be confused with the their competitor <a href="http://www.frankiemail.com/2012/12/two-ways.html">Two Ways Chinese Restaurant</a>.<br />. It's fantastic... If only they had cheese though.</span></td></tr>
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Rubbish Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13180165649721772971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-72972952702960979372013-06-18T12:54:00.001-04:002013-06-18T12:56:54.033-04:00White/Black Hole<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Rubbish Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13180165649721772971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-72232986038557106722013-06-16T12:00:00.000-04:002013-06-16T12:00:03.561-04:00House On Top Of Pet Grooming Shop For Sale<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The way I see it, having a house on top </span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">of a Pet Grooming Shop is an added bonus. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wouldn't have to commute all the way uptown to get my neck hairs cleaned up.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The Head Groomer, Sloppy John yelled at this car because he caught the driver running a red light.<br />The argument got pretty heated but came to an end when John said,<br />"When Happy Hour's over, I'm gonna kick your ass!". The car just left after that.</span></td></tr>
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<br />Rubbish Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13180165649721772971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-60550264378263980982013-06-15T12:00:00.000-04:002013-06-15T12:00:01.034-04:00Swimming Lessons<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Documentation of this lesson was cut short because I got spotted by the Swim Instructor, Samuel.<br />who did NOT take kindly to having his class photographed and cursed me out.<br />"SCRAM YOU FRIGGIN' RAT! THERE'S LEARNING GOING ON HERE!"</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This lady charged at the kid in the funny T-shirt, apparently because he sold her unsatisfactory goods.<br />"YOU CALL THIS A SANDWICH?!?!", she yelled.<br />Just as we reported last year, there's always a good time to be had at the pool!</span></td></tr>
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<br />Rubbish Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13180165649721772971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-7297322174231196542013-06-15T09:00:00.000-04:002013-06-15T09:00:07.689-04:00Zeppoles Menu<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The Venusian owned Zeppoles-Stand by the Blue Kills Park entrance just updated their seasonal menu.</span></td></tr>
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Rubbish Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13180165649721772971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-88760868856003849272013-06-14T17:00:00.000-04:002013-06-14T17:00:03.674-04:00BALL & EM On Sale!<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">BALL for only $3 and EM is only $3.50?!?!?<br />I sent Frankie with $100 of his own money to get whatever they had.<br />After all, it's a buyer's market and we gotta stock up for the Summer.</span></td></tr>
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<br />Rubbish Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13180165649721772971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-54495755786095819802013-06-14T14:00:00.000-04:002013-06-14T14:00:04.418-04:00"Combat Set" Review<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It's got it all... Chinese Gun & ammo, Handcuffs with TWO keys, Night Stick, <br />Walkie Talkie (also doubles as a canteen) and the coolest pair of Shades around.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Though the plastic smells toxic and might burst into flames if exposed to small amounts of sunlight,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I found the Handcuffs unusually strong and the nightstick perfect for muddling Mojitos.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The Gun doesn't work, but it'll do the trick for what I need it for.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The suction cups need glue in order to stick to a forehead, which Frankie can confirm.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The Sunglasses caused a Stage-2 Migraine... which isn't so bad.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Overall I give Combat Set a solid 10 (out of 1,000).</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Chuppa Products suggests to display Combat Set in the Snacks/Chips Department.<br />I didn't realize that 99¢ Shops had Departments, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">but I'd definitely expect to find weapons, ammunition </span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">and communication devices there.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Only $3.99... which is appropriate considering target stores advertise 99¢ in their names and signage.</span></td></tr>
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Rubbish Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13180165649721772971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-75681696595129091942013-06-13T20:17:00.003-04:002013-06-13T20:17:34.853-04:00LUCA AT THE PROM!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Frankiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00089547072809189767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-8869663057303162112013-06-13T18:33:00.000-04:002013-06-13T19:04:09.138-04:00CANDY FACTORY<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">North you go, through Blue Kills Park. Once you climb the fence, you hit the clearing.<br />
If you don't wear some sort of breathing apparatus, be forewarned: the Vapors are much<br />
stronger here. Vapors effect each person differently. Nothing much changes if you're a native,<br />
dreaming can be better, especially day-dreaming. Hallucinations can be pungent. <br />
Sometimes a good idea could become unstuck from the hallucination and get real. <br />
Real Hallucinations are still fighting for their rights in local government.<br />
Still, non-natives have been known to float, pick-up radio transmissions in their heads,<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Beyond the barbed wire and quicksand, over the nuclear waste creek, a click to the East.<br />
Allow your eyes to adjust before you decide it's not there.<br />
The Candy Factory.<br />
I mean, that's what we called it as kids. Yes they made the Licorice, and<br />
those chocolate things, and that glow-in-the-dark Taffy. But it was all just a part of keeping<br />
the place going. They made a lot more than just candy over the years. Cheap Toys,<br />
getover House-ware items, Electronic Knick-knacks, Sneakers, Jackets, Hats, Sporting Equipment.<br />
It all kept the research funded. They'd apply mistakes to the thingamajigs they sold.<br />
Decoder Rings that generate a forcefield for kids that get bullied in school.<br />
Invisibility Sneakers that can project the space around you to make you appear invisible:<br />
except the sneakers are always visible.<br />
The Hover-Bicycle sold the best: but kids died left and right.<br />
I do not want to discuss the brouhaha over their line of handheld Vacuum Cleaners (they<br />
are still used as weapons in the bad parts of the Sixth today).<br />
What they were really doing was Experimenting. Testing. Pushing the Envelope.<br />
The Venusians came on accident through a conduit in the smokestack -- the teleportation was something <br />
they never got quite right (if you find an old T-Belt I'll give you 1000 bucks for it). <br />
There was talk about a quest to make youth -- or distill it -- or to freeze it. There's our time glitch.<br />
Some say they were cutting a hole in reality. It's safe to say they did that, but at what cost?</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The closer you get, the farther you are from it. You'll keep finding yourself on the other side of the fence if<br />
you keep trying to reach it. Rubbish and I made it to the door once. When we walked inside, we were<br />
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Frankiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00089547072809189767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-51192869389134929482013-06-13T17:33:00.002-04:002013-06-13T17:33:32.496-04:00Wall-To-Wall Guidos<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">This place used to be in Zaghaven, but I was really happy when it vanished off the strip.<br />All the guidos used to chase me and Rubbish down Sorgum Ave. everyday. They called me<br />the neighborhood freak and said I was a filthy fanook for harboring a diseased rodent in my backpack.<br />As I ran from them Rubbish would make with the hand gestures and tell <br />them to do all sorts of things to their mothers. Better to leave this place where we found it.</td></tr>
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<br />Frankiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00089547072809189767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-38544962709801893102013-06-13T16:44:00.002-04:002013-06-13T16:44:53.926-04:00BREAKING NEWS: Pizza Hut Becomes a Dry Cleaners<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">This was the staple roof for all the Pizza Huts back in the day. Rubbish asked the the proprietor,<br />"Didn't this used to be a Pizza Hut?" and the guy jumped in the air and said, "Bingo!"<br />I suppose he jumped because Rubbish is a rat and he was inside his store. But the guy was cool.<br />He said it was a Pizza Hut from 1968-1970 (remember this was before the PIZZA EXPLOSION<br />in the mid-70s), then became a KING OF JEANS until 1987, when our friend, the Dry Cleaner, bought<br />the joint. 1980? That sign looks like it's from the 50's. More torture and treachery from the 6th Boro!</td></tr>
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<br />Frankiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00089547072809189767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-19274841159685519012013-06-13T16:37:00.003-04:002013-06-13T16:37:36.688-04:00The Search Continues...<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">All the kids who were reared in the 6th Boro, went to Goldy's when they wanted to get drunk.<br />Whether you had a Fake ID, or a piece of looseleaf paper, Goldy's sold to anybody.<br />Goldy's was run by an old gold prospector named Flam who named the place after his<br />dog, who he had to eat once when he was lost up in the hills of some South American country while<br />looking for gold. He never found any gold, but when he made it back to the States in the 60s, his<br />Mom had passed away and left him enough money to open Goldy's. Since getting drunk was actually<br />something Flam loved more than gold, or even the idea of being rich, he felt like he had struck it big.<br />Plus, he always hated his mother, who coincidentally, also liked to drink. Goldy's disappeared years<br />ago from the 6th's neighborhood called Brick Kiln, but popped up just yesterday in the town of<br />East Rockaway out in LI. I asked the guy inside what happened to Flam and he said he became a tree.<br />"Lucky bastard," I said.</td></tr>
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<br />Frankiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00089547072809189767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-2540229415170044402013-06-13T16:00:00.000-04:002013-06-13T16:00:01.648-04:00Joan & Joanne's Umbrellas<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Journeying on our adventures in search of the 6th Borough </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">during the Summer days </span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">can be a real pain in the ass.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">When me & Frankie aren't Zapping those missing pieces back to the 6th,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">we're bitching and complaining about the sun and heat. And rightfully so!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Here's my latest suggestion to Frankie: UMBRELLAS!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Joan & Joanne look both cool AND fly under theirs... </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">So Frank, let's finally put that umbrella collection of yours to good use. What do you say?</span></td></tr>
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<br />Rubbish Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13180165649721772971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-72446239941244920142013-06-13T15:32:00.001-04:002013-06-13T15:32:22.164-04:006th Boro Sky Blender<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">JT's garage has long served the 6th Borough with both fair deals and total rip-offs!<br />Sadly, it seems the Vapors are overtaking their building and they're starting to blend into the sky.<br />Soon, they'll start to float upwards where they'll only be able to service the Zaghaven Zeppelin traffic.<br />Luckily, the Sixth is swoll with blimp action.</td></tr>
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<br />Frankiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00089547072809189767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-70366345431848941322013-06-13T12:18:00.001-04:002013-06-13T12:21:44.564-04:00Best eBay Listing EverSome people like to wake up and read the New York Times, others go straight to the Sports Section of the Daily News. I like to wake up to eBay. After a refreshing 12 hours of sleep, there's literally 12 hours of action I've missed in the eBay Universe. <br />
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Woke up to this gem this morning. Make no mistake, it's an ordinary extra-large Dunkin' Donuts iced coffee cup.<br />
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The only question you should really be asking is how could I possibly have found this listing.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">My only complaint is that this cup is obviously NOT new: it's still got the ice sweat on the bottom of the<br />
cup with about a half-inch of backwash inside it. Everything else seems mad legit.</td></tr>
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Frankiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00089547072809189767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-67765131671780993992013-06-11T08:39:00.002-04:002013-06-11T08:39:33.137-04:00Toilet Bowl Brushes Are In Bloom<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ahhh... Late Spring in New York City.<br />The accursed heat is rising, the pollen count is through the roof<br /> and all the HoopleHeads are out and about, getting their margaritas on.<br />At least we can be thankful for our kick ass AC unit & for the toilet bowl brushes that are in full bloom.<br />Aren't they lovely this year?</span></td></tr>
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Rubbish Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13180165649721772971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-2277540063442608782013-06-10T19:17:00.001-04:002013-06-10T19:17:12.609-04:00COLORING BOOK CHRONICLES<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Frankiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00089547072809189767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-82241929149595028762013-06-10T16:03:00.001-04:002013-06-10T16:03:04.764-04:00LOTTO. Taste of China. Superior.<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Win-4.</td></tr>
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<br />Frankiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00089547072809189767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-85915509733680673702013-06-10T15:42:00.001-04:002013-06-10T15:42:38.844-04:00Rubbish's Crib in the Catskills<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Rubbish is always trying to pick up on the local females - mostly rabbits - but they're all say they're Hasidic,<br />so they claim they're not allowed to touch him. Rubbish's weekend crib might be located up<br />in Monticello, and there is a huge Hasidic community up there -- but everybody knows<br />Rabbits are all lousy with Scientology. People used to say that Bugs Bunny was Jewish, but<br />Bugs was one of L Ron's earliest Hollywood converts. So maybe Rubbish should try some of the<br />less picky females up at the campgrounds. Like maybe try dating some Snails. <br />They like to take it slow at first, but they're easy to catch. <br />Slugs are fun -- they like to lay in bed all day. <br />Leeches never say no, but it's impossible to get them off of you once they get attached.<br /></td></tr>
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<br />Frankiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00089547072809189767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-17280390106112241082013-06-10T15:16:00.001-04:002013-06-10T15:16:15.854-04:00Frankie's Apartment<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">This is back when Mr. Parfenix was toying with the idea of a moat.</td></tr>
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Frankiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00089547072809189767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-78346942617449590432013-06-10T14:25:00.004-04:002013-06-10T14:25:49.720-04:00Roderick of Zaghaven<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">That's my boy Roderick right there -- the two-toner in the driveway. What up Roderick? <br />
"Yo," says Rod.<br />
It looks like Roderick got a flat. Poor Roderick.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"You poor," says Roderick. "Don't call me poor. I like having a flat tire. That's my <i>style</i>."</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"I feel you," I said. "It's like having a gangster limp." </td></tr>
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<br />Frankiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00089547072809189767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-23628995349715236752013-06-10T14:15:00.001-04:002013-06-10T14:15:14.948-04:00Father's Day Specials at Rite Aids<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Go Farther this Father's Day</td></tr>
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<br />Frankiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00089547072809189767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-83527298485756760982013-06-10T11:08:00.004-04:002013-06-10T11:08:36.165-04:00Always Carry<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Might Need.</td></tr>
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<br />Frankiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00089547072809189767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9201142309634252473.post-32499328467628044522013-06-10T08:30:00.000-04:002013-06-10T08:30:02.244-04:00King Yellow Lion & Class Bunny<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">King Yellow Lion and Class Bunny live in a castle all by themselves.<br />They play "Triangles" with a beach ball and beat on their kick drum.<br />More on the game of "Triangles" later.</span></td></tr>
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