Ok, so he's more of a beach umbrella. Still, anthropomorphic Umbrellas are hard to come by. They know all about how to prepare for hurricanes. That's what they learn in middle school. It's like our version of Social Studies.
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Rainy Day Fun. Some Kid already did the Connect-the-Dots duck-bird.
All I'm saying here is that this guys got some cool-ass posters. And he's wearing gloves to bed.