THE STORY SO FAR: Luca, my intern, is a skateboarder from Astoria, Queens. He's 17 years old and goes to Essex Street Academy in the LES. A little over a month ago, he busted his leg and has been sending me text updates to his diary for the shlog. One side, William Safire.
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| Alavell. Luca had to give him a dollar to take his picture. |
I knew I smelled a missing dollar!!! We should check Luca's pockets right before he leaves apt from now on.
ReplyDeleteI swear it was only my lunch money
ReplyDeleteI'm telling ya kid, this is from years of experience: LAY OFF THE ONE DOLLAR PIZZA JOINTS!!! It'll haunt you in the end.
DeleteYou get what you pay for.
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