The Lizard Guy tried to yell to the Elf who was wearing the hat, "I love your hat!" but the
Elf couldn't hear him. She'd recently gone a little deaf from getting too many corrosive chemicals in her
ear canals when she'd bleach her hair. She bleached it almost every other day, and she still
was bleaching it because even though the doctors said to stop she couldn't hear them anyway. |