Galley for My New Book About Mr. Parfenix

Romance.  Intrigue.  Deception.  Bacon.
Welcome to the World that exists INSIDE Mr. Parfenix's MIND.
NOTE: That's him on the cover.
(With an outraged forward by Mr. Parfenix)
NOTE: due to a lawsuit with Mr. Parfenix, the character in the novel is named
Mrs. Purfonics.