Play nice Surdsers. Pecos just doesn't understand that you wear sexy garter belts. Well everybody, just so you know, Sudsy's got a killer pair of legs on him under that sheet -- we're talking Raquel Welch level stems. If he drinks enough Pledge, we can sometimes get him to wear his Zebra-stripe stockings and dance the Can-Can.
F-Apt did em' grimey.
ReplyDeleteI was hoping to be the first to comment on this. But what a surprise. El Guttersnipo got there first. I shall have his guttersnipoes for garters!
ReplyDeleteI didn't understand 75% of that sentence.
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ReplyDeletePlay nice Surdsers. Pecos just doesn't understand that you wear sexy garter belts. Well everybody, just so you know, Sudsy's got a killer pair of legs on him under that sheet -- we're talking Raquel Welch level stems. If he drinks enough Pledge, we can sometimes get him to wear his Zebra-stripe stockings and dance the Can-Can.
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