Man, Rubbish. Sudsy got you fair and square. Apartment rules: You have to do what he says for 15 minutes. He wants you to dress up like Michael Jackson's baby, and he's gonna play MJ -- then he's gonna do an impression of that time when MJ held his kid over the balcony. He says he's got a twist ending for his impression.
But you had a bottle brush and some steel wool. More than a lot of brats. Plus you used to save all your scabs and name them and arrange them in "power" order. That always sounded like fun to me. Stop whining.
Sudsy is the same as scabs. He's a good source of protein because his sheet is egg-whites and his gloves are yolks. He's also a good source of disease. Drinking all those cleaning products and he's still got dragon-breath worse than Martin Lawrence in House Party 1.
That reminds me, I need some shoe-goo
ReplyDeleteMr Parfenix eats Shoe-Goo. He thinks it gives him more sole.
DeleteI see what you did there!
DeleteBut seriously do NOT eat contact cement. Obstructed bowels are no laughing matter!
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But what about Goo-Be-Gone? Sudsy says that's OK to drink. Like, more than OK. Really good.
DeleteI wouldn't trust any of the ghosts recommendations.
DeleteHey Sudsy, I got this new drink you should try... Ghost-Be-Gone! It's delicious and good for you too.
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ReplyDeleteHey Rubbish I've got something for you. Come see come see...
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ReplyDeleteYou're right. I need a life. One that's free of toilet paper rolls pretending to be ghosts.
DeleteMan, Rubbish. Sudsy got you fair and square. Apartment rules: You have to do what he says for 15 minutes. He wants you to dress up like Michael Jackson's baby, and he's gonna play MJ -- then he's gonna do an impression of that time when MJ held his kid over the balcony. He says he's got a twist ending for his impression.
DeleteI never had any toys as a child.
ReplyDeleteBut you had a bottle brush and some steel wool. More than a lot of brats. Plus you used to save all your scabs and name them and arrange them in "power" order. That always sounded like fun to me. Stop whining.
DeleteBig ups to the kids (and adults) that pick and eat their scabs.
DeleteI didn't say I eat scabs. But they are a good source of protein and or disease.
ReplyDeleteSudsy is the same as scabs. He's a good source of protein because his sheet is egg-whites and his gloves are yolks. He's also a good source of disease. Drinking all those cleaning products and he's still got dragon-breath worse than Martin Lawrence in House Party 1.
ReplyDeleteHouse Party One is in the top 5.
I gotta see if House Party is available in the Criterion Collection.
ReplyDeleteI'm begining to like this Fecal Kill chap
ReplyDeleteDon't go soft now
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