We just found out that Mr. Parfenix did a stint with French Foreign Legion. Why not? Woody Woodpecker was in the Legion. This was after Parf's drug-addled days in his new wave stupor-group THE SMELL. And what did the ball-busting French Lieutenant call our illustrious pigeon landlord? Monsieur Cassoulet. A part of the mystery or a clue to something Mr. P has been hiding? |
Yo, Mr. P, which one of your sharetz are you wearing in this photo?
ReplyDeleteMan, you were almost mediocre then. What happened?
I don't know it was probably my soul review shirts that I was wearing posted up in the DJ Booth with Frankie. How do you think he paid for the writing class we took together?
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