The bowler is very happy with his son, who he calls Pinocchio, as in Bowling Pin-occhio.
Together they figure out a scam to help the Bowler become "good" at his bowling job. Pinocchio learns how
to infiltrate the "Bowling Pin Arranging Machine" (Collodi's words, not mine) at the end of whatever lane the Bowler might be bowling in. Pinocchio then poses as one of the pins and no matter how badly the Bowler
rolls, Pinocchio just wobbles himself and knocks over all the pins. Eventually, The Bowler becomes rich and famous, goes pro and gets all sorts of product endorsements and $$$ for public appearances, but in the end, Pinocchio finds out he's gotten brain damage from all the fake falling he's been doing. He also has a lot of
inner ear trouble - but that's more because he only has EARS-ON-THE-INSIDE, cause the Blue Fairy played
him out like that when she brought him to life. |