Sunday, November 4, 2012

News Flash: Kid On Leash!

I can't help but love it when I see a kid on a leash.  No offense to all the baby geniuses out there, but
no matter how smart you think your tyke is -- they're dumb.  They hardly know about anything.
I mean, I like to talk about the colors, counting is always fun, the differences between big and small is
perhaps my favorite thing to discuss, but if we're talking turkey: a 3-year-old's conversation skills are crap.
Plus, they can't help but get food all over their faces, they never pick up the check, they cry about
everything, and they have all of that accursed energy...  So when a parent has
actually decided that using a leash is the only way to successfully take their kid out for a walk,
it just makes me smile.  I wouldn't go for it.  But it's mad funny to see the kid trying to break free,
pulling the leash taut, and dragging the parent forwards.

Doesn't it just make the kid crazier?  What do you guys think?