Unbeatable Carrot Tablecloth Handkerchief

This is a swatch from a tablecloth runner I "acquired" a few weeks ago.  It's skinny, but super-long,
so I like to use it as a "handkerchief" - sort of like the ones magicians use, that never end when they start to pull
them out of their pockets.  Theirs are more like 20 hankies all attached to each other, but this is improvisation!
The only problem here is that my carrot tablecloth is quite bulky in my pocket, like I'm pregnant to the left
of my hip with three hamsters or a fat little guinea pig.  Sometimes you just have to sacrifice looking
stylish if you want to have really good style.