1. Scrambone Syndrome (not so common in humans or pigeons, most often found in dog biscuits). 2. Mildewsia - a disorder characterized by keeping mold and mildew as "pets". 3. Amnesia 4. Almost-Diabetes 5. Alcoholism 6. Potatophobia - yes, fear of potatoes -- our NUMBER ONE favorite thing to do is watch this guy eat french fries 7. Bloodlessness - he had his blood replaced with Marachino Cherry Syrup 15 years ago 8. New Wave Ear - no matter the music, he hears the new wave version in his head 9. Baseball Depression - when the Mets aren't playing 10. Brown's Syndrome - Wherein the subject is sexually attracted to Paper Bags, and takes them out to dinner and to the opera.
$150 Jordans? What are Jordans? Is it a Jordache knockoff?
ReplyDeleteDon't get shook Gawd!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NUX4tW5pps
Mr. Parfenix IS the Glue Gun Gang
ReplyDeleteJust a quick word. The Glue Gun Gang didn't use actual glue guns. They used Shoo Goo.
ReplyDeleteI heard Mr.P has Couch Potato's Foot (just like Athlete's Foot, except way worse).
DeleteAck-chully, Mr. P suffers from many ailments.
Delete1. Scrambone Syndrome (not so common in humans or pigeons, most often found in dog biscuits).
2. Mildewsia - a disorder characterized by keeping mold and mildew as "pets".
3. Amnesia
4. Almost-Diabetes
5. Alcoholism
6. Potatophobia - yes, fear of potatoes -- our NUMBER ONE favorite thing to do is watch this guy eat french fries
7. Bloodlessness - he had his blood replaced with Marachino Cherry Syrup 15 years ago
8. New Wave Ear - no matter the music, he hears the new wave version in his head
9. Baseball Depression - when the Mets aren't playing
10. Brown's Syndrome - Wherein the subject is sexually attracted to Paper Bags, and takes them out to dinner and to the opera.