"IT"

When I was a 5-years-old, playing Hide-N-Go-Seek, I once bit a kid because I didn't
wanna be "it".  Torn a chunk out of homeboy's shoulder.  My mom asked me what happened,
and I said, "I didn't wanna be it," but she heard, "I didn't wanna be hit."  Kid's dad came looking for
justice and my Mom defended me like Voltron, calling the other kid an animal and then throwing both
of them out of our backyard.