Girlfriend For Computer Head?

I think I may have found a Girlfriend for Computer Head!  She was meant for him:
Teaches Computer Fundamentals (check!), Never a Mess to Clean Up (perfect!), has Class (Strike 1!)
& she's a Burglar Alarm (we could use security with all these decomposing comic books laying around).
Not to mention the price! Which is only double of what Frankie paid for him back in the 80's.