Garfield-Man

The most sarcastic member of the Life Isn't Fair Posse in the 6th Borough is Garfield-Man.
He's always breaking up card games and chasing around buttonmen from the mafia team
in Zaghaven run by kingpin Big Lasagna.  When Garfield-Man still had his own comic book
(which lasted for 6 issues in 1989) he'd eat Big Lasagna at the end of every story.
NOTE: The Life Isn't Fair Posse is Zaghaven's own Justice League.