The Williamsburg Police Station Is A Bit Small, No?

Word is that a miniature, Hasidic, Dr. Who-type works out of the Lee Ave. Police Station in
Williamsburg.  He carries a shrink-ray instead of a glock and keeps all the robbers in bird-cages.
He drives an old Matchbox car, lives on those miniature gummi hamburgers and
wears a thimble as a hat that he painted black so he looks like a keystone cop (but also a Hasidic guy).
He's actually standing right there in the weeds under the AKER tag, but he's so small you can't see him.