Wednesday, February 13, 2013

THE ORACLE OF ZAGHAVEN: VHS DUDE

If you're like me, your therapist is a Snowman who is more interested in frozen fish sticks than helping you beat
the supervillains in your head.  Luckily, if you live in the Sixth Borough, there is a dilapidated video store
called Zig-Zag Video where a great ORACLE sits on the top shelf and will answer your questions,
especially if they're questions about movies up till 1997.

1. The kids call him VHS Dude.
2. He is Computer-Head's best friend (although Computer-Head thinks that VHS-Dude is jocking his style)
3. His real name is Doug.
4. Computer-Head's crazy for thinking that Doug is jocking his style.  Doug has been around a long time and
he's actually not very stylish.  It doesn't really go with his who "oracle" persona.

NICE KICKS, though.

SIXTH BOROUGH STYLE: VHS for deep.

Transporter 3 is very popular here.