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| You know how back in the day the British sent a bunch of their criminals over to Australia? That's what the Puppet Population is like in the 6th Borough. They're all bad. This is how bad they are: Rubbish, my rat, who is 1/2 puppet (don't ask about the other half), is the BEST BEHAVED out of all of them. Pictured here are a group of friends, a coffee clatch from the puppet side of town: who all made their way to the Sixth to escape some odd beef from where ever they came from. Jelly Giraffe is a ferocious safe-cracker, Harlequin Hippo is a sexy con-artist, Beaks the Bird is a pathological liar/pickpocket and the Shalom the Shark is a jewel-eater -- who also swims around public fountains and steals all the wish-pennies that gather at the bottom (Due to all the stolen wishes he's actually quite lucky). |
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| Why just the other day, Jelly Giraffe got life imprisonment for eating off this girl's face. The bird got 5-10 for photographing it. You know what puppet prison is? They assign the hand that operates you to another project and lock you in a Boy Scout trunk with no mothballs. |
