THE RETURN OF: The Intern Diaries: Entry ZERO

If you haven't heard of Luca, the Untern, or anti-Intern, by now, consider yourself lucky.
He's been texting me this "intermittent" diary about his Senior year in high school.
Here, for the first time, is his INTRODUCTORY ENTRY to the diary.
In the posts beneath this one, we've put up some of Luca's "key shots"
that will help define his school and remind you of your own.