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The story takes a turn for the unexpected when Gus, the Satyr, deduces that one of the partners has been stealing money from the register. That's why their profit margins have been so thin! |
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Gus blames Chris, the Abominable Snowman. |
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Clarence, the Mummy, is like, "I bet it was Klondike, the Sabretooth Tiger. Everyone knows you can't trust Sabretooth tigers." |
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That's when Klondike calls Clarence a racist and eats him. |
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Polonia, the Vampire, laughs. "I always hated that smelly Mummy!" |
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"You do have a temper problem," says Klondike. |
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"Look who's talking! You've eaten half of our customers, Klondike! You keep pulling the 'but-I'm-technically-an-extinct-animal' card, but enoughs enough!" |
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"A sabretooth tiger cannot live on marshmallows alone," says Klondike. |
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"Beggars can't be choosers," chides Doug. "But what are we going to do now?" |
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"About what?" asks Chris. |
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"About Polonia, you bloody imbecile! She was our tailor and a damn fine tailor too. She could hem my pants without me even trying them on." |
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"I've never seen you wear pants," says Chris. |
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We should open a restaurant instead!" says Gus. |
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"What will we serve?" asks Chris. |
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"MARSHMALLOWS!" they all scream. |
reminds me of the guys in the Apartment. Except we aren't in business.
ReplyDeleteYou guys in the apartment are much more civilized than the monsters. So far there have been no murders that we are aware of yet.
ReplyDeleteThat is not to say that there have not been any murders. But if there have been, Sudsy has done a bang up job of stashing the bodies.