Good Ol' Craig

Craig is a local Junk Dealer.
He refers to himself as the "Great Interpreter".
Not so much because he's always on the telephone, checking prices for the shop.
but because of how can talk to all walks of people in the neighborhood.
He calls Frankie "The Funkmaster General".
Craig swears Frankie's a funky, smooth, jive-talking 70's Don Cornelius type.
To each their own I guess.