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| Mr. P has his shrink drink. But one time he made it wrong and discovered an alternate version that allows him to shape-shift. He calls it Fink Drink and mostly he uses it to seem young. |
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| The last time he became young, he got a fake ID so that he could go to bars. As a younger Mr. P he goes by the name Leftiris Troullouris, because this was name of the wicked chemist/bartender who introduced Mr. P to Molecular Mixology. |
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| I asked him, "Why not just stay old and go to O'Hanlin's or McGivney's or Tootsie's Bar and Grill?" He said, "Why do anything?" This idea actually is a perfect example of Mr. P's method. You take the long way around so that if you fail, you still have your insanity to fall back on as a career. A complex man. That's a complete collection of Pee-Wee's Playhouse dolls in the china closet behind him by the way. He even has a full-size Billy Baloney puppet but he won't let me play with it, he keeps it in its original box, inside a garbage bag, inside a room in his apartment that mostly resembles the depths of hell. I'd sneak in there and play with it, but there's a troll at the door who asks you riddles, and there's a lava moat, plus it's also where Mr. P keeps all his old poetry notebooks, and if one of them starts talking to you, you're finished, all they do is cry about the good old days. |
