Friday, January 25, 2013

Zaghaven Logo + 6th Boro INFO

THE 6th Borough of New York City is ZAGHAVEN.
Not only is it kinda SCI-FI there, it's mad OLD SCHOOL.
ZAGHAVEN COUNTY represents the FORGOTTEN NEIGHBORHOODS, some so
forgotten they ARE NOT THERE ANY MORE.
Zaghaven Village, Blue Kills Park, the Underwood PJ's, Humphrey Hills, Brick Kiln,
Floorchester, Bumpstead, Helmrock, Berryhead - just to name those REMEMBERED.
Props to the 6th Borough Power Plant, The ELEVEN Train Depot, and the 6th Borough Gang Alliance
for keeping the Rumbles in the Duck Sector.  And for those who'd choose a Piece of Cake over Peace,
please buy your wieners (so you can suck them) from the hot dog cart on Sorgum Avenue, right in
front of MR. SOCKS - the dopest foot gear/puppet supply spot on the East Coast. 

8 comments:

  1. YO! Mr. Socks got all the dope shit!

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  2. What are the residents of ZAGHAVEN called?
    Zaghavenites?
    Zaghavish?
    Zaghavians?
    Zags?
    Zaghavs?

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    1. You know people from Zaghaven don't like to answer questions!

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    2. I know that now. Friggin Zaghavenis'

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    3. Um, I think I wrote Zaganites once, but the gang people always say Zaggers. In Frankie's Apartment we like to refer to our neighbors as "losers", "morons, and "hammerheads" but that's strictly a behind-the-back kind of thing and it's not really reserved for Zaganites. ZAGANAUTS are obviously those Zaganites that live in the defunct OUTER SPACE AMUSEMENT PARK at the end of Sorgum Avenue, on the other side of the Left Bend Highway. The park is/was called Gravity Zone.

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    4. Zaganites it is then! Zaganauts is not without its flair though. Zaggers is too rough-neck for my taste.

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