Friday, January 25, 2013

Golden Fluff Popcorn

A Rat's review of Golden Fluff Popcorn:
Golden Fluff Popcorn claims to be the "World's Greatest",
(right away these boisterous claims would fit right in to Frankie's Apartment)
Let me tell everyone right off... "World's Greatest" is right on the money!
Soggy texture, 4000 on the sodium scale, hints of cardboard, backwater & polyester
and my favorite: wedged between my teeth like a doorstopper.  A pure delight.
I offered some to Mr. Parfenix but he wants no part of dietary fiber.  His loss!

Looking at Golden Fluff's mascot, he reminds me of somebody I know (in an "IRIE" kind of way).