Cockroach

Out of all the characters that live in Frankie's Apartment, I get along most with Richie.
Not only is he an exquisite listener, he doesn't eat all of my food, he never steals from my loose change collection, he doesn't fidget around like Frankie does in the mornings,
and he never ever ever yells at me.  In fact he doesn't talk much at all.
(Sudsy could learn a thing or twenty from Richie)
What more could you ask for from a friend?