Tin Fish (or "Driving Around In a Tin Can")

This Tin Fish car reminds me of my brother-in-law who drives around in a CAN,
delivering day old bread to all the cheapos in the city.  Parfenix & Sudsy have a particular arrangement 
with my brother-in-law that I've chosen to look the other way about:
At the end of the delivery route, Suds vacuums up the leftover crumbs
(he claims it "calms his soul") and empties the bag down Mr. P's beak.
In exchange, he gets all the quarters from the laundry machine in the basement.
This is actually the first time I'm admitting my knowledge of this embarrassment...
It's like Bill the Snowman told me, "Rat's can be brutally honest, but they also can be lost in denial".
That advice cost me $50 of Frankie's Money! (a bargain?)