Now that it's the "Dead of Winter" and I can't shake the icicles off of my tail, I find that I miss my quaint and modest Rat-Hole in the Cayman Islands. (That's where all the Fat-Cats hide their non-taxable cash!!!)
I'll never forget when you invited me to stay in your "bungalow" as you called it. I didn't know about the "Guests-Pay-Everything" rule back then. I still feel bad about it and I want to apologize one more time, I felt like such a pleeb. And besides, it wasn't your fault that I couldn't fit in the rat-hole, I had been eating one too many Fast Break Candy Bars that winter. So we went and stayed at the Four Seasons instead. Good thing you made that reservation just in case.
I'll never forget when you invited me to stay in your "bungalow" as you called it. I didn't know about the "Guests-Pay-Everything" rule back then. I still feel bad about it and I want to apologize one more time, I felt like such a pleeb. And besides, it wasn't your fault that I couldn't fit in the rat-hole, I had been eating one too many Fast Break Candy Bars that winter. So we went and stayed at the Four Seasons instead. Good thing you made that reservation just in case.
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