Thursday, January 24, 2013


This is Slattery, the Anthropomorphic Shamrock that floats around our apartment once in a while.
He'll just float in an open window and say funny things in an Irish Accent.  Some people say he's
a spy for Mr. Parfenix, but that doesn't seem likely because me and Mr. Parfenix talk like bitches
about almost everything that's going on anyhow.  Slattery is striped which actually makes him
pretty unpopular with the other floating Shamrocks who live in Blue Kills Park, but he's made
friends with a rotten Jack-O-Lantern and an empty heart-shaped box of Valentine's chocolates.