Tricycle City: Electric People

Emma and Ted.  Sure they have blue hair, light-bulb eyes, and see-thru green skin and are basically robots, but
do you think that means they don't have problems!?  They fight all the time, mostly about the fact
that both of them have a serious problem with adultery.  That means that they both cheat on each other
and they both hate it when the other one cheats on them.  Since they're small and robotic, they're
always sneaking around with small appliances.  Emma had this thing going with my coffee grinder.
Ted's always making out with my electric nose hair trimmer.  Regardless of any of this, they are an
invaluable part of the apartment due to the fact that they figured out a way to get us free cable!!!