After failing as a psychoanalyst,
my new Sweater Vest tried desperately for years to get his own talk show, but the networks
always said he wasn't warm enough with guests (seeing how he's sleeveless and all).
I'm sure the v-neck didn't help. Yes, he can ask the hard questions, but whenever a
guest would ask my vest a question, he'd answer the question with a question. He's just
not built to think on his toes, seeing as he doesn't have any legs, never mind feet. |