Brian Forzmo is one of those cheap-ass elf ornaments who broke free of the tight reign of my (enormous) Christmas Ornament Collection Closet and "defected" to Tricycle City. Not a bad move. You have more rights as citizen of Tricycle City, the main one being that you don't have to hibernate for 11 months of the year, like the Ornaments do. Sadly, Forzmo is not really a valued member of the Tricycle City community, seeing as he can't really kick the habit of being an ornament. That means that he's always hanging himself on things, even when it's inappropriate. Like he's always hanging from the towel-rack in our upstairs bathroom, trying to get a glimpse of my wife in the shower. |