The real plus on Parfenix Antiques though? Doll Repair. Also outrageously expensive. But ever since they closed the Sixth Borough Doll Hospital, there are only a handful of Toy Doctors left in Zaghaven. Mr. Parfenix has most of them beat, because he has the power to shrink down and really get sub-atomic on a restring, touch-up, or mold-over. Only problem with taking your toys to Mr. P is that we're pretty sure he has his way with them before you get them back. |
I was gonna ask Parfenix to restore an old MY BUDDY doll I saw on ebay, but on second thought.....
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Mr. Parfenix has a KID SISTER that he has candlelight dinners with.
DeleteYou gotta appreciate the romance!
DeleteOld Bacon is MR. Parfenix's nickname for his own self.
ReplyDeleteI'm like, "What's wrong with you Mr. P?"
he's like, "Who me? Old Bacon?!?"
Well after a couple of glasses of shrink drink...Ahem...
ReplyDeleteYou gotta shake your boody, Sudsikoff.
ReplyDeleteBoody?
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