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| In addition to his whole Landlord/Vigilante schtick, Mr. Parfenix runs an atrociously high-priced garbage-mart in the 6th Borough where he sells off all the gaudy crap he steals from his dying/dead tenants. He's actually got a killer set of record bins in the back but be careful he doesn't sell you a frozen pizza instead of a Hiphop 12-inch. Whenever anyone kicks the bucket in our building they always seem to leave behind a hot stack of Tombstones in their freezer deck. Mr. P has such a huge collection of frozen pizzas at this point that there's legend that there's a whole apartment decorated in pizza, somewhere in our building. We were gonna make a Frankie's Apartment movie called The Quest to the Pizza Suite. but wound up ordering Papa John's instead. |
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| The real plus on Parfenix Antiques though? Doll Repair. Also outrageously expensive. But ever since they closed the Sixth Borough Doll Hospital, there are only a handful of Toy Doctors left in Zaghaven. Mr. Parfenix has most of them beat, because he has the power to shrink down and really get sub-atomic on a restring, touch-up, or mold-over. Only problem with taking your toys to Mr. P is that we're pretty sure he has his way with them before you get them back. |
