Household Hints Titles

Starring Mr. Napkins himself in the most overwrought part of the "show".
We fought over every detail of the logo.  For one, Sudsy wanted it to be much larger.
He also wanted his section to be called CRIMES.  He's in the lavatory now preparing his monologue,
entitled, "Why Binder Clips Are Almost As Useful As A Tape Dispenser In Situations Involving
 Paper, Gardening, and Excessive Violence."