Zebra Puppet

Zebras can make OK puppets.

They’re pretty harmless and they won’t stab you in the back (like ghosts do).

But you really won’t get too far in conversation with them.

Take this guy for instance. He calls himself “John”, which should tell you a lot about him already.

Every time you ask him a question, he’s like:

“I dunno”, “What’s dat?” , “Not sure”, “I don’t have that kinda money Rubbish”

See what I'm saying? A real drag. Buzz farts.

A fun and great guy when he’s doing your laundry, but chatting with…Egads!

It’s like I always tell Frankie:

If you don’t know the answer to a question, do whatever you can to make it seem like you DO know the answer to the question. It helps fill in those awkward conversational gaps that can be a real killer.