Saturday, December 8, 2012

Tricycle City: Randy Krueger

A lot of people are very familiar with Randy's cousin Freddy, who hammed it up in all those Wes Craven
films.  But almost nobody knows Randy -- Freddy's third cousin by way of a Taiwanese
Toy Factory who made bootleg molds of Fred.  That counts as family, right?
Randy here is more of street corner-Krueger, a barrio type that hangs out near the local bodega
all day, sipping Colt 45s and cans of Bud.  People have told him he looks more like Tommy
Lee Jones that Freddy, and once in a while people call him out as Waldo.

As for his glove, the knives are actually a bit on the dull side, but the local bodega throws him some
work during the lunch rush because nobody spreads mayonnaise like Randy.